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Lagaan Remix 2020
Climax Scene:
1 ball 24 runs needed.
Bowler bowls
Aamir hits
Ball splits into 4 pieces.
All pieces go for 6''s
Aamir Wins...
MIND IT ;->
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THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020
Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI
President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN
PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA
IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN
MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day
9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS
OSAMA still WANTED
SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH
1$=420Rs
Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs
CNG=3020Rs/kg
Gold=2000000/10g
AATA stolen frm LHR Museum
Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)
491 chars (4 sms)
Marez doctor se:
Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.
Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me
tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;->
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Girlfrnd-Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n tou tmhe''N kc taklif hogi?
Pathan:wesi taklef hogi jc naak ka choha naak mei sookh jaye usko nikalta waqt hoti hy =P ;)
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Pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?
Frnd : kuch nahi
Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota
yar jb b koi word banta hai
toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)}
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Kesa lgta hy?
Barasti barish me
Hawa k jhonko''n k sang
Khamoshi se
Chalty huey
Koi apka hath thaam k
Hauley se keh
de
"Ae sweater landay da paya ae? =P ;)
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Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.
1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,
"Molvi sab,
ap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.";-)
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Pathan; o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?
admi : 28000 ka
pthan heran ho kr
camery wala ha.. :p ;->
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Once A pig fell in luv with a chicken & they both kissed each other.
Nxt day
Pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)
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Really SmArt One
I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me.....
But
I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;)
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Teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka
pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.
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Teacher:
"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?
Pathan:
"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!
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Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:
1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.
Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.
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Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)
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2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay
1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay...
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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-)
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Girls college ki building ko aag lag gayi.
College ki sub larkian door khari huns rahi thi kay chalo ab college to nahi aana paray ga
Lekin eik khubsorat larki
Ro rehi thi
Eik sir ny pocha
''''Beta! Tum kyun ro rehi ho?
Larki nay rotay howay jawab diya
Sir meri book mein "HumAyuN" ki picture thi ..
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